Anthropologists report the Earth Monkey is generally regarded to be of the lowest order of the primate family.

Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Suborder: Haplorhini
Sub-Suborder: Musicians
Way Suborder: Drummer


Range:
Although it is believed that the common Earth Monkey did not survive into the 21st century, the species flourished and was spotted frequently in the 1980s and early 90s, particularly in the North Eastern section of North America.

A very adaptive species, they could be found in both cramped indoor localities late at night, as well as large daytime outdoor gatherings.

Diet:
Earth Monkeys persist on nuts and berries, snickers bars, veggie burritos and grilled cheese.

Mating Habits :
The sex life of the adult Earth Monkey is wildly erratic, and at its best, erratically wild. Prone to long periods of inactivity, they show little discretion in selecting a mate, and generally do not adapt well to monogamy.

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