Range:
Although it
is believed
that the common
Earth Monkey
did not survive
into the 21st
century, the
species flourished
and was spotted
frequently
in the 1980s
and early
90s, particularly
in the North
Eastern section
of North America.
A very adaptive species, they could be found in both cramped indoor localities late at night, as well as large daytime outdoor gatherings.
Diet:
Earth Monkeys
persist on
nuts and berries,
snickers bars,
veggie burritos
and grilled
cheese.
Mating
Habits :
The sex life
of the adult
Earth Monkey
is wildly
erratic, and
at its best,
erratically
wild. Prone
to long periods
of inactivity,
they show
little discretion
in selecting
a mate, and
generally
do not adapt
well to monogamy.




